My favorite passage:
What did she think of the 10,000-word profile of Sean Penn that ran in The New Yorker?
"Oh, I didn't read it."
But did she hear about the vulgar comment Mr. Penn made in the article about his Ann Coulter doll, and how he liked to burn its private parts with a cigarette?
That's gotta be as offensive as things you've said?
"I don't think I've said anything offensive. Well, I was not surprised to find out that Sean Penn plays with dolls. I did think they'd be larger and inflatable."